by Donna October 27, 2003
Get the candy cane child mug.Children are humans below 13. They are humans, but they aren't real, mature humans. 99% of all children are stupid, spoiled, and scream in stores. 1% can be found silently sitting in a coffee shop drinking coffee while reading a Richard Feynman book. Those are the gift ed, mentally mature kids. They don't have any awesome toy cars bought by their parents. They deserve to be respected, not stereotyped.Don't stereotype children, think about the 1% in the world!
To find out if a child is stupid, give them a Richard Feynman book. If they read it, and don't throw it away in 5 seconds while taking out their ultimate spiderman book, that means they are one of the 1% intellegent children. If they reject it, or throw it away in five seconds and take out their awesome spiderman comic book, they are stupid. Don't bother teaching them about newtons three laws of physics, they will be thinking about their awesome Wii game during that time.
If the children want toys, they can collect money from the sidewalk or become babysitter, since children cannot get a part time job.
To find out if a child is stupid, give them a Richard Feynman book. If they read it, and don't throw it away in 5 seconds while taking out their ultimate spiderman book, that means they are one of the 1% intellegent children. If they reject it, or throw it away in five seconds and take out their awesome spiderman comic book, they are stupid. Don't bother teaching them about newtons three laws of physics, they will be thinking about their awesome Wii game during that time.
If the children want toys, they can collect money from the sidewalk or become babysitter, since children cannot get a part time job.
Stupid children in Walmart: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Mommy, look, look! Can you get me this?
*Climbs on shelves out of curiosity*
Smart child: Do you have a Richard Feynman book?
*Gets Richard Feynman book*
*silence*
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Mommy, look, look! Can you get me this?
*Climbs on shelves out of curiosity*
Smart child: Do you have a Richard Feynman book?
*Gets Richard Feynman book*
*silence*
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superficially cute but very high maintenance child with a tendency to cry out for attention at the most inconvenient moments
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