Chance
Chance by Mr. Chance May 6, 2006
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British slang for a scheming opportunist. Usually, it means someone who acts "kind" and takes advantage of a situation and manipulates said individual(s), without their consent. And later exploits it for their own gain.
The American term is: opportunist or swooper
The American term is: opportunist or swooper
The Polish female immigrant chancer married the rich English noble in hoping that she would later rake in billions of his pounds. Then divorced him and took at least half of his money.
See: gold-digger
See: gold-digger
chancer by Sturmgewehr Poltergeist June 23, 2016
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More chance of shitting in the queens handbag
There is a very slim possibility the task you would like to perform, will be completed satisfactory.
"Breeding Mongolian Traffic wardens with a hybrid Bagder to create a kung fu red blooded super race?!" -
"You got more chance of shitting in the queens handbag!"
"You got more chance of shitting in the queens handbag!"
More chance of shitting in the queens handbag by Professional Biscuit Thief December 10, 2009
Game Changer
n. 1. (in romance) A person who - by personality, attitude and/or influence - is a true stand-out amongst the norm of dating and relationships. They are generally unaffected by what would be considered superficial charm (money, appearance, social status, etc.) and are more attracted to someone's deeper qualities, hence they would "change a player's game." Such persons are considered relationship and even marriage material.
v. 1. (in sports) A sudden action - usually the result of a successful plan - that changes the entire course of a game or match.
v. 1. (in sports) A sudden action - usually the result of a successful plan - that changes the entire course of a game or match.
Noun:
Emma Stone's character in "Crazy, Stupid Love," whom Ryan Gosling's character considered a Game Changer.
Belldandy from the anime "Ah! My Goddess"
Lisa Leveridge as described in "The Game" by Neil Strauss
Verb:
Every Michael Jordan moment in the NBA play-offs
Marshawn Lynch's run against the New Orleans Saints in the 2011 NFC Wild Card game
Jon Jones' successful counter-punch on Lyoto Machida
Emma Stone's character in "Crazy, Stupid Love," whom Ryan Gosling's character considered a Game Changer.
Belldandy from the anime "Ah! My Goddess"
Lisa Leveridge as described in "The Game" by Neil Strauss
Verb:
Every Michael Jordan moment in the NBA play-offs
Marshawn Lynch's run against the New Orleans Saints in the 2011 NFC Wild Card game
Jon Jones' successful counter-punch on Lyoto Machida
Game Changer by Davis The Untamed October 31, 2012
OH, SPEAK TO ME OL' TOOTHLESS WONDER. YOUR VOICE HAS CHANGED, BUT YOUR BREATH STILL SMELLS THE SAME.
italian chandelier
This is the real definition... It's a sexual position. The woman pushes her back and butt completly off the ground using her arm and legs, kind of like crab-walking or like when you do the bridge in gymnastics. The guy does the same thing, but facing down when they make love.
I heard the Italians love it because it burns a lot of calories.
I heard the Italians love it because it burns a lot of calories.
italian chandelier by senna_trem October 2, 2005
War. War never changes.
War. War never changes.
In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he'd get to go home to his wife and the son he'd never seen. He got his wish when the US ended World War II by dropping atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
The World awaited Armageddon; instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy not as a weapon, but as a nearly limitless source of power.
People enjoyed luxuries once thought the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion-powered cars, portable computers. But then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream.
Years of consumption lead to shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077. We stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid. For myself, for my wife, for my infant son - because if my time in the army taught me one thing: it's that war, war never changes.
In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he'd get to go home to his wife and the son he'd never seen. He got his wish when the US ended World War II by dropping atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
The World awaited Armageddon; instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy not as a weapon, but as a nearly limitless source of power.
People enjoyed luxuries once thought the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion-powered cars, portable computers. But then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream.
Years of consumption lead to shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077. We stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid. For myself, for my wife, for my infant son - because if my time in the army taught me one thing: it's that war, war never changes.
War. War never changes. by slapping of the asscheeks August 15, 2019