Soft Baked

When you're high, but your dick ain't

I tried hitting that pussy, but my dick went soft baked.

by Greek Soda Nigger April 8, 2015

Dummies Get Baked

Usually used to clown on a person who refuses to use common sense to solve or deal with a problem or issue, thus, paying a severe consequence because of his or her arrogance, ignorance, and lack of knowledge.

Man I told Timmy not to hook up with that trick from the block. She's got STDs. Not to mention her brother is a hitman.

But guess what, Timmy hit it anyways..."Dummies Get Baked."

by Bulldog Pride November 14, 2011

baber

another form of babe

hey baber!

by lauren May 24, 2004

bakeage

1. to be baked/the act of being baked

I need some "bakeage". There was some definite "bakeage" yesterday.

by xopaige September 23, 2005

Bakeass

1. Someone who does absurd things while under, or as if under the influence of marijuana. Not to be confused with stoner

2. An action a Bakeass would perform

"Stop doing summersaults in the kitchen you bakeass."

Forgetting where your keys are is a stoner move, playing pokemon in your boxers while standing in the corner is a bakeass move

"James Franco is such a bakeass in Pineapple Express"

by emunkpro September 5, 2009

wake and bake

Having a bong standing beside your bed, so you can
smoke a few hits, before entering the new day
in a totally smashed state.

C´s wake and bake didn´t work out today.
He fell over as he tried to get out of bed.

by Weltregierung May 3, 2007

baked

High,Stoned.Under the influence of some "substances". Side affects may inlclude the "giggles."

An example of someone who is ALWAYS baked, is andres. Or basically any guy in homeroom 223.

by lATiNA CUTi3 May 23, 2006