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1. Someone who does absurd things while under, or as if under the influence of marijuana. Not to be confused with stoner

2. An action a Bakeass would perform
"Stop doing summersaults in the kitchen you bakeass."

Forgetting where your keys are is a stoner move, playing pokemon in your boxers while standing in the corner is a bakeass move

"James Franco is such a bakeass in Pineapple Express"
Bakeass by emunkpro September 5, 2009
Words you can keep
When a guy is shifting a girl and he sticks his hands down her pants and squeezes her ass
Jessica: did u hear that Tom bareassed Kate last night
a girls butt, usually an attractive one
yo nigga, check out that nice bakassi
bakassi by bone July 20, 2004
A filterless cigarette.
It's hard to get bareass cigarettes anymore, save for Lucky Strike, Camel, and Pall Mall.
bareass by Rod Brock July 26, 2006
Naked; ass show'n... ect. (What kinda dumbass has to look that up to figure out what it means?!)
Ya boy ran down the road bareass!
bareass by Kayla Taylor July 14, 2005

bareassta 

those semi-clad baristas that are seen all over
"Did you check out the boobs on that bareassta?She makes a great mocha too!
bareassta by tourman December 27, 2009

bareass obama

AKA America’s first Muslim African President —The act of boldly and unashamedly lying with a straight face for the speaker’s s benefit to the detriment of his/her listener. Example: “If you like your health insurance, you get to keep your health insurance”. Man that guy bareassed obamaed y’all big time.
That was a bareass obama when the politician smiled right into the camera and said “If you like your insurance you can keep your insurance “.
bareass obama by Max Sparks December 8, 2020
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