What happens when you move the hyphen one spot to the right when saying "Man, that is a sweet-ass car."
by AlguienOtro April 8, 2009
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A: Hey dude, your mom's cute.
B: Dude, that's weird.
A: Seriously man, she's so hot I'd TOTALLY do her.
B: *Hands ass card over* You crossed a line.
B: Dude, that's weird.
A: Seriously man, she's so hot I'd TOTALLY do her.
B: *Hands ass card over* You crossed a line.
by JoePackage August 20, 2010
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Happens when a person is so fat that their ass weight actually puts so much strain in their legs that they have to limp. They usually don't even realize this.
by Alexandra Jones June 14, 2009
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Dude, her ass fupa is so heavy and disgusting that last night the force was such that when we were done fucking, I walked away with my pubic bone crushed and my dick missing.
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Get the ass farmer mug.Ass Pickle is an insult used to call someone something similar to a piece of shit. However, it gets the mind thinking as it combines the words together and is therefore more funny.
by Takuban November 3, 2006
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