He is a golden machine that attracts even the most untouchable poon. He is known as Captain because he leads all women to his penis.
by Majorpayne May 6, 2014
Get the John Williammug. by hexaGonmaN April 28, 2004
Get the William Hungmug. by asshole April 29, 2003
Get the william shakespearemug. by AwwwSadFace December 31, 2020
Get the Wendy Williamsmug. The most non-homosexual man on the planet. He is way cooler than the Mars Volta and The Libertines, who basically suck cock for bus fare, then walk home.
Antonym - Homosexual
Antonym - Homosexual
"Oh my God, I swear, I don't know how it happened Janet! Robbie Williams just walked by me on the street and now I am pregnant!"
by Izak Zimmon October 11, 2006
Get the Robbie Williamsmug. When you've been holding in a big shit, and before you can even sit down, the pressure of bending over causes immediate uncontrolable shit explosion, that in turn sticks to the back of the toilet and when flushed does NOT go any where.
Gosh Darnit who left the William Shatner on the back of
my toilet bowl . It's the size of the Enterprise !
my toilet bowl . It's the size of the Enterprise !
by Ima S Wiper October 17, 2009
Get the William Shatnermug. 