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Why was the pimp afraid to water his garden? 

Because he didn't trust his hose. -Shabbazz Spencer

I know this isn't a word or definition but I didn't know where to post it and I wanted to give the credit where it's due
Why was the pimp afraid to water his garden? Because he didn't trust his hose.

Why don't I do something about it?

Oh? Am I not saving you fast enough? Maybe I'll get around to it in, like, 5 years or so...
Hym "Me? Oh, nobody. Just a meta/hypertext writing genius who has been made into a literal archetypal figure (the intimations of which range from stioc, monomaniacal hero to narcissistic superman). I may or may not have convinced the world's most famous atheist that the creature is real and I made the world's most famous clinician into several anime characters in his peripheral association to me. If you're trying to punish me for this then I'm at least Plato-adjacent (the poison is just a slower acting one). I would say that it's working pretty well, I mean, nobody's gotten raped or murdered by me yet. So that's pretty good... And why don't I do something about it?... You want me to fix the inherent corruption of man?.... Because... it's not the church that is the problem. It's the constrained malevolence that resides in the hearts of all men... And I can't even get you flesh-sacks to give me the credit that I'm due. Let alone get them to stop being evil filth-monkey abominations." 🤷

why are you spinning me 

When someone makes arrangements and they don't go through
why are you spinning me for six days?

WHY IS THE CART NOT MOVING 

WHAAI IZ DE KART NAT MOOOVING??!?!
tf2 spy: "WHY IS THE CART NOT MOVING!!!" NGNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHY IS THE CART NOT MOVING by Jarate September 14, 2022
Why fo you didn't come to school?

Why fo she say that?
Why fo by SUGE618 September 22, 2022

why I love Maddy more 

well this isn’t made by a scientist but by Brian himself she is the most perfect person ever and is always going to be the greatest person ever she loves me very much
Brian searched up “why I love Maddy more” instead google gave me the ass show and showed me the actor of Idk of wtf is that show called idc tho but yeah.
why I love Maddy more by rushamane September 26, 2022