Kye toohey

such a swag man, instant orgasm when near him.... 10/10 MEGA THICC ;))))

bob: man she lookin like a Kye toohey
bill: yessir

by Lucidist July 2, 2021

two in the cooter one in the tooter

Another Way of Saying "Two In the Pink One In The Stink" or "Two in the Snapper One in the Crapper" etc.

i gave this bitch a two in the cooter one in the tooter

by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 October 6, 2016

Tooshay

When an individual is to dumb to know how to spell Touché

A gangster was writing his memoirs and wrote this

She said "its yo baby to so whys do I gots to be the only one takin cur of it?"

I said "tooshay,

by murmermer December 28, 2009

Toothpimp

A dentist. A toothpimp runs a dentistry office and gets paid a huge salary but doesn't do any work himself. He has bitches (dental hygienists) do all of his dirty work while he sits on his ass and makes bank.

I went to the toothpimp's office the other day to get my teeth cleaned. A dental hygienist was in there for 45 minutes. Then the toothpimp wandered in at the end for 30 seconds to "check everything out." Man does none of the work, gets all the profit. Shit.

by Mollyoctopus July 22, 2010

Toothpaste Arm

When someone uses too much toothpaste that while brushing, it runs down their arm.

Whenever you get toothpaste arm, there are always toothpaste speckles on the bathroom mirror.

by sergeantwhiskers November 17, 2011

toothpaste crush

That person who you have a tiny crush on that you can't get rid of.

Similar to the remaining toothpaste in the toothpaste tube: you can't push out the remaining toothpaste because there is so little left, just like how you can't stop liking this person because it's such a small crush.

There will always be some toothpaste left in the tube, no matter how hard you try.

"Have you met Alex? He's so funny."
"I know right, he's my toothpaste crush!"

by danniiscool March 20, 2013

Toothless Adarsh

When a 13 year old kid , most likely born in jan or feb lost their front two teeth due to a biking accident near a steep bridge .

Friend 1: Yo who is that kid who lost their tooth
Friend 2 : Oh thats Adarsh
Friend 2 : he didnt loose just 1 , but two

Friend 1 : damn

Toothless Adarsh

by chokemeharderdaddy November 9, 2021