by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 7, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Chief Executive Officer SlUow chieF executivE officeR<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Used to greet the jewish officer that is hiding behind a persona of a pretty girl sharing right-wing political outlook on social media.
by SkibitiKrzysiu82 June 22, 2024
Get the Shalom officermug. When you are too lazy to get out of bed but somehow manage to be productive. All it takes is your laptop and a serious attempt at not getting distracted by too much porn
Hey darling, good morning! did you enjoy last night? Don't mind me, I am just going to do some work, you just relax -you dont need to get out of bed, this is my bed office, I work from here
by JoshyPoodles September 15, 2016
Get the bed officemug. A person in the office environment, who claims to put in 110% for the good of the office, can talk the talk, but struggles to walk the walk (or simply unable to achieve anything).
Peer response manifests as frustration or mocking of the said individual.
The Office Lightweight is usually a person from middle management.
Peer response manifests as frustration or mocking of the said individual.
The Office Lightweight is usually a person from middle management.
Person A: "So I asked Kelvin for a day off, as my wife's in hospital. Bloody prick said no worries... my roster came out and had we working 25hrs that day....FFS"
Person B: "Yeah Kelvin is a real Office Lightweight. Next time just call in sick"
Person B: "Yeah Kelvin is a real Office Lightweight. Next time just call in sick"
by The_Mannn September 15, 2019
Get the office lightweightmug. by mokeyknifefight March 10, 2022
Get the going into the officemug. by Swan173 January 5, 2021
Get the Dino(saur) officalmug. A nickname given to men who are not used to manual labor. These men usually have small skinny dainty fingers. Even the smallest amount of manual labor could result in quick fatigue, a palm callus or a snapped wrist.
Hey Henry, you see James over there? His new nickname is "office fingers". Last week we were unloading plywood from the truck and he got a hang nail. He went home and took the rest of the week off .
by Sanchezfugly1969 March 19, 2025
Get the Office fingersmug.