Toxic Ninja

A drink that consists of grapejuice, rum, and sugar

"mmm this is deliciously squizito"
"what is it?"
"a toxic ninja"

by YoungYulia September 15, 2006

salty ninja

when a male hides in a closet and starts whackin' it. then when someone enters the room, the male knocks on the closet door to draw attention to his pressence. when the door is opened, the dude blows his load in the other persons face and darts of into the shadows

gina hates it when i give her a salty ninja, but she hates it more when i give her the salty pirate

by reorith September 17, 2008

tongan ninja

A really shite film so shite its hilarious my god I was cryin wiv laughter when i saw it. Has many clasic moments.

Lets watch tongan ninja tonight.

by Ashley' December 31, 2003

ninja panda!

a ninja panda has the power to make you blow up on sight, even the strongest of opponents cannot resist, captain falcon,a slushie machine,chuck norris and shoop the whoop are all powerless all with one bamboo sword.
the bamboo sword is made from bamboo and
galaxy juice.
a discarded ninja panda tooth can summen mothra and godzilla.
a ninja pandas diet is
-oreos
-apple juice
-kitty intestines
-albatross blood
and nuclear bombs.
the ninja panda is found in only one spot and that is in the center of the universe but when found the ninja panda will destroy the universe then ride a trogdore to a new universe.
that is the ninja panda.

guy-OH MY GOD A NINJA PANDA! RUN FOR YOUR LI-*universe explodes*

by bryn knight October 17, 2008

ninja mafia

A group of...ninja mobsters. Ninjas with ties, people! NINJAS WITH TIES.

See samandfuzzy.com for further details. And a few laughs.

by wysiwyg August 12, 2004

Carpet Ninja

Carpet Ninja, be definition can be used in any sentence where no other word will suffice. It is intended to stun and confuse the other conversationalist toward whom it is directed.

The word is derived from a mixture of the phrase "carpet muncher" and ninja (master of the dark arts)

Stop being a Carpet Ninja!

by Yatez November 2, 2007

there's ninjas on the lawn

Its a less racial way of saying there are black people somewhere on your property. We say it when blacks show up at our haunted house. The blacks are usualy the ones that hit our monsters and get all kung foo on that ass when they get scared. So when they show up, a call goes out over the radio that "there's ninjas on the lawn"
I have also used it when there are black ppl around my store. Like when they hang out in the parking lot doing nothing.

I saw a group of black people headed for the entrance to our haunted house, so I alerted the managers that there's ninjas on the lawn.

by Russ Bus January 9, 2008