slippery zipper

1: an unfaithful man (boyfriend/husband) i.e.- My husband is a slippery zipper.

2: to be sexually active (multiple partners) i.e.- that man whore has a slippery zipper.

1: When my husband drinks, he becomes one slippery zipper.

2: " I do not like that club. There are too many slippery zippers there.

by gusnado August 15, 2012

Slippery slam

The process of filling a tube sock with a collection of semen and quarters then proceeding to beat the neighborhood knaves with it.

Guys you know that kid who was being a pain in the cunt the other day. Let's slippery slam him and teach him to leave us alone.

by Angel O' Death69 April 30, 2013

Slippery Hawiian

Eating a pineapple off of a girl's pussy.

"I gave her a slippery hawiian last night . . . it tasted pretty good."

by dankhawiian August 25, 2013

slippery indonesian

When a guy and girl are broken up but they still fuck and don't tell anyone about it and it's awkward afterword.

Gerry and sugar tits are broken up but I think they're pulling the ole slippery Indonesian.

by Honestmike May 9, 2014

Slippery Hogged

To use bacon grease in place of lube. A slippery bacony treat.

Yo I totally just slippery hogged her booty

Did you have sex? Yeah we slippery hogged.

Why does it smell like bacon? We slippery hogged.

by B-Rice May 11, 2014

slippery laugh

when your mate injures themselves and you can't hold in your laughter

'Jordan left out a slippery laugh as Chelsea ran into a wall by accident'

by slippery laugh October 9, 2014

Slippery Jeffery

To short cut like a boss, be led or lead to a place of unspeakable possibilities, fastest way to awesomeness

"Mate hit this slippery jeffery on ya left.... do it.... you'll thank me later"

by Fakejoote July 15, 2015