shlopper-shmearer

an asshole that shlops or shmears paint,stain or other liquids.Typically uneducated or too stupid to perform other forms of employment(one who usually has brain damage from breathing toxic fumes for prolonged periods).

Honey, can we paint the dining room?Yes dear, Ill hire a "shlopper-shmearer"asap.

by Why I Outta April 7, 2013

scooper slut

A person forced to take the orders of rude older people who can't patiently wait for their ice cream.

ice cream slut dairy old folks scooper slut

by LOOPER April 28, 2013

Scoop N Sniff

The act of quickly moving your fingers down towards the female reproductive organ, like a quick scoop with your index and middle finger, and then proceed to sniff your fingers.

Justin decided to Scoop N Sniff Mara after three weeks of a relationship

by Big Dick B June 13, 2013

scoopy

Small bits of weed and ash that fall through the bottom of the bowl while smoking weed. Most stick to the inside of the pipe but occasionally they end up in your mouth. Burning scoopies hurt like a bitch.

Tread lightly or you'll get scoopies.

Ah! That scoopy burned my throat.

by taedm September 30, 2014

scoopndooper

When a female scoops up mans semen and deposits it in her vagina to take all the mans life away

Sally scoopndoopered me im done for now Frederick lol

by 1stlearner October 25, 2014

Scoop and Serve

The act of beefing, then guiding (fanning or grabbing and distributing) the fart via hand towards the victim's face

When Tom began to smell the scent of beef, he realized it was too late, for Alex had scoop and served them

by mayonaise boots March 31, 2015

Scoopmonkey

A lover of alcoholic beverages or "scoops", popular slang in Ireland for drinks.

"Seán loves his Guinness. He's a real scoopmonkey"

"Comin out ta Temple Bar for some ridiculously overpriced booze? Ya big scoopmonkey ya"

by freeflow October 1, 2015