Shmooving

Shooting and Moving

were Shmooving out of here - Boss 01-01-2026

by icerun January 1, 2026

Shmooks

A very hot chick

Damn look at those shmooks.

by Shmook lover January 8, 2026

mormin-shmormin

"A temple garment (also referred to as garments, or Mormon underwear)2 is a type of underwear worn by a vast majority of adherents of the Latter Day Saint movement, after they have taken part in the Endowment ceremony. Garments are worn both day and night and are required for any previously endowed adult to enter a temple.3 The undergarments are viewed as a symbolic reminder of the covenants made in temple ceremonies and are seen as either a symbolic or literal source of protection from the evils of the world.4"

Hilarious right? Yea, they are now 'mormin-shmormins'. Because it reflects how utterly ridiculous it actually is to have special pants to keep out the penis/vagina demons! :O

Hey, you look pretty sexy in those mormin-shmormins.

by MrImportant September 30, 2012

Omle shmollet

The noise you make when you stub your toe on the couch leg and the microwave beeps in the middle of the night.

“I got 10 seconds omle shmollet ( beep beep beep) this time I’m in trouble”.

by You booiiii February 5, 2020

holy shmoly

Good ass head. Plain and simple.

She gave me that holy shmoly.

by S-Z Rose June 29, 2022

Fart Shmone

A smartphone that is so old, but the user does not bother to get a new one. The updates down work and it just about works but you can't buy a charger for it if you lose it. If you do get 100% charge it will last half an hour. The user will generally answer it in private.

Did you see her phone? It fell out of her bag. She makes out she is-up-date but it was clearly a fart shmone.

by tommywrong July 20, 2024

joe shmoe

just a regular guy

Ugh , look at that joe shmoe , He has no personallity

by the avrg neo-nazi September 22, 2023