fag shitter

A heterosexual individual who derives sexual pleasure during the act of excretion. This is not the same as an individual with coprophilia, whereby arousal is produced by feces. The fag shitter is aroused by the feeling of excrement escaping from the anus, as if it where a phallus being pulled out.

Mark: I moan when I shit.
Matt: Mark, you are a fag shitter. Look at you, deriving sexual pleasure from your own excrement. You silly boy.

by browsethousandsoflocalsingles April 20, 2011

Shittens

When your cat takes a crap so big it appears as if it gave birth.

DUDE!... I found out where that smell was coming from. I checked the cat-box and it looks like my cat had a litter of shittens!

by Dexter Dougles March 20, 2010

Phantom Shitter

Someone who takes a huge dump in a public toilet, then doesn't pull the flush, so the next poor sucker who enters the cubicle can find it.

Just encountered a phantom shitter at the motorway services, it was rank.

by dj2012 September 26, 2012

shittyjoshcunt

A person who lies , is cheap and has no integrity.

Fuck you shittyjoshcunt and your New Fucking Jersey office!

by JGARSVA March 7, 2019

shifty butcher

(n) A homosexual man.

One who takes all their meat in via the back door.

That Graham Norton's a right old shifty butcher.

by Anthony Storey October 3, 2007

Shifty Schwartz

A guy who pretends to be a movie producer to lure young girls onto the "casting couch"

The Shifty Schwartz put out an ad for "actresses" in the local newspapaer ad.

by nastynaterack July 10, 2009

Shitter Me Timbers

The act of a shit being taken on ones dick after anal sex.

Dude, I pulled out of Adrianna's ass and she shitter me timbers!

by built350tough September 7, 2011