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30 seconds or less

when a man and a women attempt to have sex and climax on an elevator before it reaches the top floor of the building.
dude, i almost didn't make it in 30 seconds or less. the doors opened while i was pulling up my pants!
by Demented Macintosh December 8, 2009
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Cotton Pickin' Second

The equivalent of picking a single boll of cotton, the average time being; 3.4 seconds. This definition dates back to the 1800's when if someone was to be rushed or hurried they would respond with "gimmie one cotton pickin' second!"
GuyFace: Hey! you done with that there thingur?
GirlFace: Gimmie one cotton pickin' second! 3.4 seconds to be exact!
by TheInfamousKiDd September 27, 2014
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second head

I was to busy last night using my second head.
by ImportantDefinitions March 30, 2017
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Dunearn Secondary School

A low class, low budget educational instituition built upon burial grounds and the tears of YPs and Minahs and Matreps. Its facilities has been fertilised with semen of horny seedlings and upskirt photos of perverted assholes. This disappointment of the west zone has been known for its bad reputation for bully cases and horny couples fucking at nearby staircases. I would recommend going to Choa Chu Kang Secondary School as it is the Raffles Instituition of the west.
"Eh fucker, you out of p6 go where?"

"I want go Dunearn Secondary School and sexually harass people and ask minors for nudes"

"Eh sial ah bro i join in also can?"
by maggi curry August 22, 2021
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second virginity

1. This is lost when a person has sex with their second partner.

2. This is lost when someone does anal for the first time.
1. I would bet Lucas has a 25% chance of loosing his virginity to a guy and about a 50% chance of loosing his second virginity to a guy.

2. -I heard Brian lost his second virginity

- Yeah, I know that's gross.
by TheBiggestBossYouveSeenThusFar November 20, 2009
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sloppy seconds

second guy to bang a chick within a 24 hour period
Joes gonna get my sloppy seconds tonite!
by mooseknuckles October 29, 2002
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sloppie seconds

this is where a person has sex with some one staright away after they have had sex with a different person. so the second person would be getting sloppy seconds.
Bennett "hey boy? i jus shagged ur mum"
Keith "u didnt! ewww that means u jus got my sloppie seconds!"
Bennett "oh no! pozdro 600"
by Tommy Bob Ryan November 2, 2006
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