Salmon

Verb. To salmon someone. The awkward for both parties act of slapping your hand back and forth from a posterior entry point, at the knee in an anatomically vertical trajectory Toward the groin, while obnoxiously announcing the word “salmon” repetitively until the victim breaks contact.

Watch me salmon the shit out of Ricky.

by SACollab October 17, 2020

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salmonphobic

To have the irrational fear of or prejudice against salmons, specifically, salmons named sqlmon.

Salmon: Stop killing me!
Ender: No ❤️
Salmon: That's very salmonphobic of you.

by sqlmon January 22, 2021

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Simon sex maniac

A simon sex manic is a person that's extremely good at sex 24/7 and also produces cum 10 times faster then the average adult male. A simon sex maniac can sometimes be so agressive that there will literaly come smoke off of his penis after the intense crazy sexy dance.
He also is known to fool bitches with his avarage sized penis they often are like "hey i don't know if this will do it for me" the simon sex maniac will then go insane during the sex and actually will commit hate crimes against cock shamers including cock slamming, cock guillotine and cock murder.

Wow you are so amazing with your penis! Are you a simon sex maniac ??

by Slayerofcocks November 22, 2021

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drowning salmon

Man flops his dick in and out of a womans pussy

woman-Do a drowning salmon on me

by the.eagle June 11, 2011

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crispy salmon

The most delicious food EVER and everyone needs to try it.

Best served with maple syrup and lemon.

Caleb: What are you going to order?
Ruby: Crispy salmon with a maple syrup and lemon dressing.
Caleb: Yum, that sounds delicious, I heard its really good from here.
Ruby: Yes, me too.

by amazingguy1234 February 9, 2017

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