A slang you say when someone is talking about shit you don't care about, it is unappealing to you and you feel like you are going to split into a freaking coma.
You tell the faggot in a sarcastic manner, "Cool Story Bro".
You tell the faggot in a sarcastic manner, "Cool Story Bro".
by SaviourZealot October 06, 2011
A catchphrase used when a person says something complETEly unrelated to the topic you were just talking about.
John: "So I just got Modern Warfare 2 yesterday."
Dave: "Yeah? Do you like it?"
John: "Holy crap, it's the sickest game ever!"
Paul: (butting in) "Did you know dogs can lick their private parts?"
John & Dave, simultaneously: "Cool story, bro."
Dave: "Yeah? Do you like it?"
John: "Holy crap, it's the sickest game ever!"
Paul: (butting in) "Did you know dogs can lick their private parts?"
John & Dave, simultaneously: "Cool story, bro."
by G0dS4v3T3hCZ4RX February 03, 2010
A long, harrowing tale often beset by misfortunes that the protagonist endures, only for all his/her/its/their victories to be rendered pointless in one move.
The quintessential shaggy dog story goes like this: One day, a man was hiking when he had a terrible fall. Then, he was discovered by a shaggy dog. The man worked through the pain to take the dog home. After tending his injuries and feeding the dog, he discovers in the papers that a rich couple were looking for a shaggy dog, and were offering a reward for anyone who found it. The man then sold everything he could think of to buy a ticket to the owner's residence area. He even paid extra for handling the dog. When the man landed, he scraped just enough money to get a car. He went to the dog's owner's mansion, but missed the gate. When the man got to the door, he and the dog were shot dead by a guard.
by Intelligence001 November 16, 2020
The marching band version of cool story bro. Used in sarcasm, both taunting the subject and the original term. Commonly used by those who deign not to use online chat terms.
by CHSbandkid95 December 09, 2010
A story which has no point, no purpose and no relevance to the conversation, overall boring. A typical response to an Andrew Carey Story is “Thanks Andrew”
I wonder if I should go out for dinner tonight or stay in.
Thanks Andrew.
This is a classic example of an Andrew Carey Story
Thanks Andrew.
This is a classic example of an Andrew Carey Story
by Wee Mitch June 12, 2018
by abracadabra January 18, 2004
A hood love story is defined as a snapchat story where someone posts about their past love life. Any basic girls will make one of these and post “add me to ur hood love story”. If u have a “hood love story” then it’s without a doubt that ur basic and ur a sket and u know nothing but follow what everyone else is doing .
“aDd mE t0 uR hoOd lOvE sToRieS” - Keisha on her snap story
“Becky posted her ex’s dick pics on her hood love story!”
“Becky posted her ex’s dick pics on her hood love story!”
by Mister Woman February 26, 2020