republitard

One who identifies himself as a Republican but cannot intelligently debate a single Republican issue.

The republitard generally believes that global warming is a left wing myth and that we have an endless supply of oil. He will frequently remark that George W. Bush is "smarter than he seems". The republitard has a bitter hatred of Hillary Clinton but is unable to cite a single reason why, except to say that she's just a bitch. Some of the more radical republitards actually believe that Bill and Hillary are serial killers.

by Artimus Jackson McGraw March 26, 2008

Republi-plant

Social site posters who are paid by conservative hacks with small penises. It is meant to destroy any real conversation about our social/political system. This is used as a form of peer pressure in an attempt to suppress grass roots campaigns. The posts typically have little to do with the comment, and are meant to inflame and divert attention away from the issue being discussed by attempting to activate the caveman gene. Of course, now that we've discovered fire it tends to work less often than it did during the Texas White House years.

Poster: "The Dodd-Frank act is requiring Wall Street to clean up their act."

Republi-plant Response: "They shoulda called it the dick-fag act."

by Pranksterbtch September 10, 2011

Republigun Party

The political party devoted beyond measure to second amendment, gun loving,

NRA-inspired activism.

The Florida Republigun Party led legislature voted not to even debate gun reform in the presence of courageous teenagers who'd just survived a mass shooting.

by NeologianPJG March 3, 2018

Legal in the Czech Republic

Term used to excuse actions which, in your own country, are illegal. Because everything is legal in the Czech Republic.

In other words, it's legal somewhere, so it must be OK to do it.

(Should not be used as a guide when visiting the Czech Republic, which probably does have one or two laws).

Edith: Quentin, you just ran a red light!
Quentin: Don't worry, it's legal in the Czech Republic.

Tarquin: You'd better not try anything, she's underage!
Jacob: Ah, but she's legal in the Czech Republic.

by NeilosUK October 7, 2008

maximum tumescence in repose

As close to erect as a penis can possibly get without standing up or sticking out. The state of full hanging engorgement.
The optimum conditions for a soft core full frontal Playgirl photo shoot.
Deceiving because one assumes that if it's still hanging down it's gonna be bigger standing up when in fact that's all there is.

Cinema appreciator 1: "You saw the end of Boogie Nights, little Marky Mark is hung like a bull moose!"
Cinema appreciator 2: "The hell he is! That was maximum tumescence in repose."

by Phineas T April 9, 2008

Self Report

To kill someone in the game among us, and report the body that you killed.

Green (impostor): I found the body near o2! Black: HE SELF REPORTED I SAW HIM Cyan: yeah it looks like green vented Red: how do I go in vents like black did?

by Amongusfungus October 6, 2020

Repukelican

An individual who feels that being convicted of selling a dime bag of marijuana warrants the same sentence as molesting a child or robbing a bank. Also believes that marijuana is much more harmful to the fabric of society than alcohol, despite massive, overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

A judge handed down an equally harsh sentence to a man who was caught dealing 10 bucks worth of weed and a man who got drunk and beat the hell out of his wife...he must be a Repukelican.

by Illiniwek October 6, 2006