Randolf itch

Refers to a sudden intense itchy feeling of one's asshole while walking on the busy Randolf Street in downtown Chicago, IL. Due to the fact that the individual is surrounded by people, it is impossible to scratch without being embarassed, thus causing a considerable amount of pain and anguish as they walk down the street.

"Damn man I was walking to the metra and I got some insane Randolf itch all up in my ass. It was truly hell on Earth"

by Aegz November 2, 2008

randoom

Unpredictable to the point of destroying everything around

Tom Cruise's randoom actions might have a negative influence on his career.

Screaming things at your teacher might have a randoom effect on your grades.

by foreignodyssey July 18, 2007

Randolph

A gloomy town in northern New Jersey characterized by a lack of things to do, a lack of sidewalks, and radio towers rising up behind a backdrop of crappy weather. The town is populated by lax bro jocks and hipsters. Most people are generally nice and accepting but this is because they are stoned twenty-four seven. Most kids spend their weekends aimlessly wandering around in the woods and getting stoned. The center of the town is Acme which shows there is absolutely nothing to do. Most people think that everyone who lives in Randolph is rich - they are right.

A: Hey, want to go out and do something?
B: Wtf? We live in Randolph
A: Oh yeah. Pass the bong.

by iloverelientk July 3, 2011

Randolph-Macon Woman's College

a small, private, 4-year liberal arts all female college. In addition to a beautiful campus and incredible professors, the students are top notch, going on to higher degrees, winning famous fellowships, and getting awesome careers. They can compete with any ivy league graduate in a battle of wits and are known for their independent nature. For fun, they frequent nearby colleges, including Hampden-Sydney College, an all male college. They are the envy of nearby all female colleges, such as Sweet Briar College and Hollins. Viewed as mostly snotty sorority-esque girls, neither college can compete with R-MWC's brilliance.

SBC girl: We're so much prettier and richer than Randolph-Macon girls! *flips hair and adjusts pearls*
R-MWC girl: Looks and money only matter if you don't have a brain. At least I'm going to an intellectually challenging college and not just a finishing school.
HSC boy: Wow, a girl that can think for herself! Marry me now, R-MWC girl!
R-MWC girl: You'll just have to wait until after I finish my Peace Corps service and doctoral dissertation.

by friend of a friend November 29, 2004

Randome

the act of getting "dome" (aka head, fellatio, blowjob, etc.) from a girl who you do not know (generally a promiscuous female who has self worth issues and has to prove to herself she is worth anything).
Hence the "random" part of ranDOME.

"Yo Sean who was that girl you were with last night?"

"Bro I don't even know her name but she gave pretty good randome."

by Omeed June 16, 2008

river city ransom

An extremely fun beat-em-up for the NES

Wanna play a game of River City Ransom?

by Pitts October 14, 2003

randomest

a word in the Alexa ditctionary.
1. beyond random, the most random random can get.

1. that was the totallyest randomest thing ever!

by ADD April 18, 2005