Cooper’s life improvement plan

Living life like Jordan Thomas Cooper suggested which was approved by Secretary of Education Dr. Paige.

Cooper’s life improvement plan made sure people planned everything they did, prayed, and read informatively.

by Coop Dupe May 30, 2023

Cooper’s diet plan

Eating children’s sized meals like Jordan Thomas Cooper said which was approved by Clinton Surgeon General Dr. Elders.

Cooper’s diet plan could cure obesity.

by Coop Dupe May 30, 2023

Cooper’s diet plan

Eating children’s sized meals like Jordan Thomas Cooper said which was approved by Clinton Surgeon General Dr. Elders.

Cooper’s diet plan could cure obesity.

by Coop Dupe May 30, 2023

Brian Nguyen's workout plan

1 set of assisted pull-ups

1 set of assisted dips
Make sure you are constantly camping the assisted pull-up machine
1 set of flex in the bathroom mirror to get Instagram impressions
The whole point of this workout is to make minimal progress and post pictures on Instagram just to get impressions and likes.

Prabjot: Why haven't you made progress? You've been in the gym for almost a year now!
Brian: I've been following Brian Nguyen's workout plan!

by aluminum ballsack June 30, 2023

Bottom's Backup-Plan

Fake-fucking. It is when the receiver, or bottom, lays with legs together and straight with the torso either on their side or stomach. The other person, the top, comes in from behind and will be thrusting, using the perineum of the body. (Position can be done with the bottom on their back, and top entering from front side, with the bottom lifting up their balls to give access to their perineum.)
There is no actual penetration of the body being preformed with this position. When laying on the side, it should feel like a relaxed natural cuddle session. Adding a little bit of lubrication of whatever form desired, in addition to the bottom flexing their thighs and relaxing their thighs, will stimulate the top in the similar sensations that they would receive from anal penetration.

So if the bottom wasn't prepared or had to tap out, this still would allow the bottom to take care of the top and never let him walk away with blue balls.

Key note!! Bottoms...do not try to do the work, don't wiggle the hips, do not bring your knees up, your body should be lined up the same as if you were laying flat on your back on the floor.

I could not clean myself out before my hookup, but he didn't know any difference because of the Bottom's Backup-Plan. He still thinks he finished inside of me.

by Rural.Dictionary July 29, 2023

Friends & Family Plan

When your sister/brother in law is not being sexually satisfied by their spouse or significant other and want to hook up with you and keep it undercover & within the family.

John: My sister in law told me she is starving for some dick. Said Bill doesn’t do it for her anymore.

Joe: Sounds like she is trying to get on the friends & family plan with you.

by The Fratriarch October 10, 2023

Amazon Bonus Plan

When you work for Amazon and they force you and all the other employees to celebrate being the lowest cost center. While they cut all overtime, that employees all count on , so the Site lead can get a huge bonus.

Hey man, I have to get a second job to feed my kids because of this lovely Amazon Bonus Plan!

by Amazonsux October 15, 2023