Comment padding

When a person engages in commenting on their own Facebook status for the sole purpose of padding the "Comment" tally.

Mario was totally comment padding on Facebook yesterday after nobody thought his status was as clever as he thought it was.

by eightiesrule January 15, 2011

piddle-padding

The act of rubbing your dick on everything.

"Ozzy was piddle-padding all around your bed and I just wanna know if he's been washed because I don't wanna get AIDs"
"What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair??"
"RollAIDS"
hahahaha

by ChinChilla Cilla April 25, 2011

Princess Puddin Pop

The obnoxious name your stepdad calls you in public.

Oh, Princess Puddin Pop!! are you thirsty?!

by princesspuddinpop1 January 4, 2012

Brillo Padding

The act of rubbing your afro on another person with the intent of tickling/ annoying them.

"My boyfriend was brillo padding me and it tickled so much that I cried"

by shmoo_kitty October 4, 2013

dick puddin

Cum on the dick

I fucked that girl last night and when I pulled out I had dick puddin.

by anonymous_21 May 12, 2015

jello puding pop

Bill Cosby's favorite. A Popsicle made of puding

Bill Cosby gave a jello puding pop to the girl he just raped.

by Fez queerscopz December 27, 2015

blood puddling

When your beautiful wife sits on your face while she's on her period so you can eat her ass, while her thick blood trickles down on you.

Gonna go blood puddling with Tiffany

by Mr. Becker December 22, 2016