Private Jet

An elaborate and expensive way to appear a hypocrite.

Yeah, but I off set the carbon with lots of trees, and a Papal dispensation. Now let’s park my private jet next to that snowdrift while I harangue you about Global Warming you smelly peasants

by Maggie T May 7, 2025

privacysplain

assuming sb isn't already versed in device identity privacy, while going off on how our privacy is being violated by devices apps etc

You don't need to privacysplain me for the tenth time how the TV is monitoring us via infrared images, all I'm saying is that I'm about to watch it so don't fucking unplug it right now!

by bumpkinpirate January 21, 2026

privacysplain

assuming sb isn't already versed in device identity privacy, while going off on how our privacy is being violated by devices apps etc.

you don't need to privacysplain me for the tenth time how the TV is monitoring us via infrared images, all I'm saying is that I'm about to watch it so don't fucking unplug it right now!

by bumpkinpirate January 21, 2026

privacysplain

assuming sb isn't already versed in device identity privacy, while going off on how our privacy is being violated by devices apps etc.

You don't need to privacysplain me for the thousandth time how the TV is monitoring us via infrared images, all I'm saying is that I'm about to watch it so don't fucking unplug it right now!

by bumpkinpirate January 21, 2026

Private Frequency

There is no such thing as 'busy' in my universe when it comes to you. Never. Time stops when it comes to us.
I felt the weight of your words because they mirror exactly what I carry in my own soul. Every word I’ve sent, and even my silence, has been a fight to keep us from getting lost in the noise. I don't want the perfect image; I want the unfiltered version of you, shadows and all.
I am fighting too, every single day, to keep the bridge between us open, because the thought of losing you is unbearable.
I miss you in ways I am only just learning how to describe. I want that sanctuary. I want a space that is strictly ours, far from the world, vulnerable and real. No more caution, I just want to feel you close.
Show me the way to that private frequency. I’m already there.

They stopped hiding behind caution and finally tuned into their private frequency.

by Mi & Your♾️Fantasia January 25, 2026

Privacy

A concept that, to my little brother, doesn't exist.

My annoying little brother: *Walks in uninvited* Me: Do you know what Privacy is?

by ELOISNOWONURBANDICTIONARY March 6, 2026

Private Plane

An expensive way to display your hypocrisy and stupidity.

She parked her private plane next to a snowdrift and started to harangue the plebs. It wasn’t hypocrisy because she had paid the bribe…

by Maggie T May 21, 2025