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Benign Hat Pressure Syndrome.

Also known as BHPS.

A harmless condition in which the catalyst event is inadvertently bought about by the victim wearing a hat for novelty purposes, while they are not generally accustomed to wearing one.
They do this under marijuana inebriation.

The marijuana ingestion causes vagueness and temporary loss of short term memory in the victim, and the irregular use of the hat becomes forgotten.

The victim senses the anomalous pressure caused by the hat, and perceives it to be something akin to a "headache", an imbalance, or loss in equilibrium.

For treatment of BHPS, identification of the cause (see: hat) and removal will result in alleviation of the symptoms.

This results in a return to relative normalcy, and increased feelings of joy in the (now) former victim.

Most often, identification will be made by a secondary party - Hat removal procedures can be performed by either of the aforementioned, a nigh-immediate improvement will be noted thereafter.

The syndrome has been known to recur at times of subsequent marijuana usage.
He thought there was something wrong.

There wasn't.

It was merely a case of Benign Hat Pressure Syndrome.

Removal Procedure began immediately upon identification.
by Jomamanoidus Rex March 20, 2013
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Self Induced Peer Pressure

(SIPP)
Feeling obligated to do something because everyone else is doing it, unlike normal peer pressure this all occurs in the head and is a very difficult thing to deal with.
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When your getting hard
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Pesselbate

The act of attending church and having to relieve ones self whilst there.
"Man, at church, i pesselbated 8 times."

"While I was at the youth meeting, I pesselbated and drew mud in my undies."
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preash

thank you, a way of ebonicizing gratitude. holla at cha boy
"hey kirk, come give me a blumpkin...preash."
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pessimistoptimist

to be in a state of mind that fluctuates with the one(s) you enjoy being around

always have somthing to say that is taken good or bad at the same time
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pessajew

come's from the words pessimist and jew. Thought to of derived from a playground insult between friends. Insulting as it decribe's two 'bad' things; being a jew eg tight with cash and pessimist eg always down.
"Have a look at Pessajew over there, what a loser"
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