piss

A vulgar way of describing the natural bodily function in which the body releases toxins, such as ammonia and urea, through a hole found in the lower region of the body, the urethra.

Also used to describe annoyance or anger at someone or something.

Can be used to get rid of someone

Yo man, hold up. I gotta take a wicked piss.

Dude, you're really starting to piss me off.

Piss off!

by Cattcatow September 28, 2004

piss fuck

When a guy sticks his penis in the girls ass or vagina and pisses while his penis is in there. It is said this is not pleasurable unless girlfriend is 100% horney or drunk.

"Susie, my boyfriend piss fucked me last night. and i hope he never does it again."

by slt7596hfhdfk May 11, 2007

hard piss

when you have to push your erect penis painfully all the way down in order to aim at the toilet and wait rather a long time to let it flow

Jim had to suffer a hard piss after jacking off to pornography magazines.

by J00shua December 8, 2007

Long Distance Piss

When a guy tries to go as far away as possible from the toilet or urinal while pissing. Involves a rapid return to normal range if one doesnt wish to piss on the ground after the pressure subsides.

I'll give you a hint: A 45 degree angle is the optimum angle for your cock to achieve distance. (incidentally this is the same for throwing a ball or shooting a gun)

by TheDuke March 24, 2005

taking a piss

urinating. Not to be confused with "taking the piss"

Where's Jeff?

Taking a piss.

by steveh7 September 30, 2009

piss balloon

What uncut men can do if they wake up with a piss boner and pinch the end of their foreskin closed when pissing. The foreskin expands and becomes a piss balloon.

Best done in the shower, or over someone you either really hate or who finds watersports fun, as releasing the skin causes a real explosion of piss.

I had the usual morning piss boner, so I made a piss balloon on the way to the shower.

by rugbyman September 21, 2005

Piss like a banshee

when after holding a piss in for so long that when finally let go it causes you to let a blood curdling yell.

Dude, I have to piss like a banshee

by Redmanistan June 2, 2008