Viper Piss

When jizz dries on one's dick tip from beating off the night before. When they wake up the next morning and try to piss, it comes out in two directions like a viper and showers the walls and floors.

After jacking off last night, Teddy tried to piss this morning but instead sprayed the bathroom walls and floor with Viper Piss.

by Adam Kennedy March 9, 2006

piss head

someone who likes the piss (beer)
ie almost a drunk, a piss head is probably an amature alco

yer man is a total piss head, he was out again last nite and shagged a 45 year old

by jim November 25, 2002

Bitch Piss

A girl's drink.

Bacardi Breezers??! I'm not drinking that disgusting bitch piss.

by Bob March 4, 2003

piss cake

a small circular object found in urinals for the purpose of eliminating odors. See heavycake

I got so drunk last night that I think I ate the piss cake at the Black Angus!

by Jizzle August 30, 2003

Newcastle Piss

Whilst on the lash , the hired Northern Irishman called Dermot (real name Raymond) decides to sprint away from the group across the road and never to return till breakfast the next day with 6 hours of memory lost with a pissed off girlfriend and a mysterious mistress called Tina who play rugby.

Dermot on every night- " I'm off for a Newcastle piss"

by Newcastle Pissers October 3, 2007

piss biscuit

That biscuity mass left over after an extremely painful piss.

Like a kidney stone, but spreadable.

Damn man I'd better see the urinologist, I left a huge piss biscuit last night.

by TTTTTT Squirrel October 6, 2009

Piss me on

Really happy about something. The opposite of piss me off.

A : What did Aiko do last night?
B : She stayed up late and worked on our project
A : Wow!
B : She really knows how to piss me on!

by dzhus April 20, 2010