pick you up by the soil

to take someone's virginity in a gentle manner; gentle sex.

"You're a delicate flower, so I'm going to pick you up by the soil."

by aclockworksam March 28, 2010

Porn Picker

Porn Picker:
A person who picks very authentic looking porn videos. With great taste.

Alex: Hey bro, what the hell do you even do for a living?

Andrew: Oh I'm a Porn picker.

Alex: what the fuck is that?

Andrew: Oh I pick the best porn for me and your mom to watch.

by Mr.Stone May 16, 2011

pickel

A rundown in baseball.

Don't get in a pickel.

by TVinney June 7, 2005

picking blueberries

When a gay man helps out another man who hasn't had sex in a long time and is all "backed up". A man helping another man clear out his balls when he hasn't had sex in a long time.

"My balls are about to explode, I need someone who is good at picking blueberries to give he a handy."

by HarryBallzak July 19, 2014

American Picker

someone always messing with their junk.

gosh, Ted is always digging at his junk. What an American Picker.

by racercorky October 2, 2010

Pineapple Picker

A homosexual man who chases after overweight Samoan/Hawaiian men.

Pineapple Picker, Rice Queen, Potato Queen, Chubby Chaser, Sugar Daddy

by Peacocks&PinkLemonade November 6, 2012

pick and choose [Christian]

A christian that chooses what they believe is true in the bible instead of casting it off as a lie altogether or being obedient and believing it all.

Well he believes that Jesus died to save us but he thinks it's okay to eat lobster and slavery is wrong. He's a pick and choose Christian.

by Victoriaisfreshh January 17, 2009