penitosis

n. 1. the by-product of poor personal hygiene in males, resulting in foul odor emanating from the general genital area. 2. antonym of valitosis.

Buddy didn't wash his balls, crack, or shaft after football practice and ended up with a case of straight penitosis.

by ringerSnags January 20, 2009

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periodchuk

When a woman on her period smacks you in the face with a used douchebag... like a nunchuk

whaa-" touches cheek "oh, man my girlfriend is on her period, she just whipped me with her nasty periodchuk

by Millcat January 12, 2011

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Periodly Active

Another way of saying that your on your period/mentrual cycle.

Man: "yo, babe. Can we have sex?
Woman: "sorry, I'm periodly active."
Man: "dafuq? You mean your on your period?
Woman: "no shit Sherlock."
Man: "then why didn't you just say your on your period?"
Woman: "I wanted to see if you would be smart enough to know."
Man: -.-
Woman: :3

by -Gamma- October 12, 2014

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Period Plopper

The disgusting fart that one had when they're on their period. Period ploppers are usually identified by their unappealing bloody smell and their signature plopping noise.

I was in class yesterday and somebody let out a period Plopper.

by Infrasound January 11, 2015

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period boner

(Noun): Something or someone that is unpleasant to all the senses.

(Noun): Slang for exclamation mark.

"Dude, stop being such a period boner."
"You seriously look like such a period boner right now."

"You can simply add a period boner to the end of any sentence to imply emphasis or intensified volume."

by The Idea Machine July 17, 2014

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