Pant Diarrhea

when a hot girl farts on your anus without asking

Pant Diarrhea Make Me Dumb!

by xX 44100 Xx July 27, 2021

pants pussy

This is when someone touches a girls pussy through their pants.

guy 1: Man do you see that hot girl over there? guy 2: I sure do. Man you aint gonna get any pussy from her. guy 1: Really cuz the other night I got some pants pussy from her. guy 2: Wow your lucky.

by jimmybomm June 13, 2020

Weasel Pants

A adjective or noun that refers to a persons penis or metaphorical penis, typically used by older creepy ass men. The weasel in ones pants being the dick.

"stop that you weasel pants."

"Mr Ferri you're a fucking creep."

"language young weasel pants."

by voluptuous frog March 12, 2019

pants down

The words of a horny Asuka.
From the LAS fanfiction "Scar Tissue"

"Pants down, Shinji."

by Anonymous2023617 September 12, 2023

Shadow pants

When your belly casts a shadow over your genitals, obscuring them from view.

Who needs a thong when you have shadow pants?

by Dr. Jon September 15, 2016

pants cough

A muffled fart

In the deathly silence of the hospital ward that night I heard a pants cough and knew that wicked warning promised a far greater stench would be upon us by morning light.

by Xeroman January 31, 2016

No pants time

When your at a sleepover with the homies and you get uncomfortable in your pants so you all agree to take off your pants.

Jamal: hey Tyrone

Tyrone: what
Jamal: NO PANTS TIME
(You know the rest)

by friendlyleader November 9, 2019