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Sneezing Panda

When a person sneezes 3 or more times and you exclaim them as a sneezing panda. This comes from the popular sneezing panda video in which a cute baby panda cant stop sneezing.
Casey: "Achoo! Achoo!.....Achoo!"

Jeremy: "Sneezing Panda!"
by Iku Iku October 19, 2009
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Sloppy Panda

while during the act of getting a blowjob you punch the female in both eyes at the same time, then ejaculate all over her face turning her eyes black and her face white resembling a panda
So i brought this chick over to my house, i ended up giving the bitch a sloppy panda.
by sloppydom May 4, 2010
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sad pancakes

Refers to a set of abnormally small titties. Often accompanied with flat nips.
Mike: "Dude, did you bang that feminist with the decent rack last night?"
Nick: "Man, I thought she had a solid B-cup. But when I got her shirt off she actually just had some sad pancakes."
by SlickDickNick January 6, 2016
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Panda Eyes

When a girl wearing mascara has a shower and it causes her eyes to look dark like a Panda.
Coming out of the shower,
Marina "Oh my god my mascara ran, I have Panda eyes."
Alice "Ha Ha, me too"
by DantheFrog August 22, 2011
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Panda

Gay slang - a large, rugged, hairy gay man from East Asia, ie a Chinese bear.
1. Tony fucked a panda last night.
2. Berlin's gay scene is nothing but pandas.
by Gears2010 March 13, 2010
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sleepy pancakes

Pancakes only sold at ihop (although there are a few home recipes) that cause extreme drowsiness and loss of short-term memory.

What gives Sleepy Pancakes this narcotic affect is thought to be a chemical agent called Gamma-Hydroxybutyric acid, or GHB (although some home recipes may use Gamma Butyrolactone, or GBL, as a substitute).
Although this has never been proven, it is said that the best Sleepy Pancakes around contain a secret recipe, small doses of semen, mixed into the syrup (To get the recipe just right, one must seek the supervision of their local Fice-cakes).

Sleepy Pancakes originated in Richardson, Texas when two young men went to eat pancakes at ihop. They awoke several hours later with sore rectums and no knowledge of what had happened to them in the past few hours.

The use of Sleepy Pancakes as a new date-rape drug has quickly spread throughout the state of Texas and all across the United States, and into parts of Mexico. Often enticed by the sweet aroma and satisfying taste, many people will pretend to be ignorant of Sleepy Pancakes and eat them knowing full well what awaits them in the hours to come. The hypnotic affect of Sleepy Pancakes is what makes them the most efficient and convenient tool used in date-rapes across America today.
"Lets go get some sleepy pancakes"

"Wanna come over to my place for some Sleepy Pancakes?"

"Lets take her out for some sleepy pancakes"

"Have u ever ate pancakes at iHop and all the sudden you feel really sleeply? (Just go and ask for the "Sleepy Pancakes")"

"Next time I'm in town I'll take you out for some Sleepy Pancakes"
by James Cakes February 21, 2008
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pancakes

so i had some pancakes today. it was so great, i gave my pants to a hobo
by kdijfalkdf April 22, 2011
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