penanggalan

The penanggalan is a species of vampire from malaysia, and consists of a woman's head trailing a full set of body organs (or sometimes just the digestive tract). It feeds exclusively on the blood of children, esspecially unborn babies (which results in a misscarriage). It can squeeze through the tiniest of openings, manipulate its intestines like tentacles, and fears only thorns (for very obvious reasons). In some legends the penanggalan returns to a hollow, headless body by day but can only fit back inside after soaking in vinegar. They will usually employ slaves to gaurd this body while they're gone.

The penanggalan kicks twilight's sparklefaggots asses anytime.

Susan reeks of vinegar maybe she's a penanggalan

by Penny Penanggalan March 21, 2010

Pencilturds

A nickname given to small dogs, like chihuahuas or shitzus. Named for the thin feces they produce.

I got so angry I almost kicked poor Pencilturds

by Yahoo! Answers Phil J June 21, 2010

penultimatum

a penultimate ultimatum or the act of threatening to give an ultimatum

actually he said 'watch it! don't make me give you an ultimatum!' so it was more of a penultimatum

by trybol phears July 28, 2010

Pendulum of Freedom

When a man stands with his feet more than shoulder width apart and swings his hips to make his testicles sway.

After catching a touchdown pass, the tight end put his hands on his hips and engaged the pendulum of freedom.

by Schmuckums February 18, 2011

Penn Christmas

The practice of dumpster diving around University of Pennsylvania facilities and Dorms. This usually can be done with out any shame, since the general stereotype of people that go to UPenn is that of rich if not financially stable families. This activity is also based of the stereotype of rich and financially stable people being extremely wasteful. Throwing out a red ring of death xbox 360 instead of ebaying it or attempting to fix it is an example of the wastefulness that can result in a Penn Christmas

Two people walking down the street outside of penn dorm.
Dude 1: damn look at that 360 in that trash bag
Dude 2: penn christmas !!!

further down the street in the next trash can
Dude 1: omg look at all those plastic hangers in that trash bag
Dude 2: Penn Christmas !!!

further down the street outside of a penn frat house
Dude 1: omg is that a full 12pack of natty ice?
Dude 2: it's expired...
Dude 1: f that penn christmas !!

by feldrast September 12, 2011

penis wizard

A term used to insult a normally heterosexual person by implying they have mystical or magical powers over penises. Often penis wizards will hold long "penis" shaped staffs. Their powers include making penises bigger, making penises smaller, turning ugly penises into beautiful penis, and giving ultimate penis pleasure with the use of spells, incantations, and potions that only a mystic would have access to .

The way you control him, you'd think you're some sort of penis wizard

by slkMdafknrik December 7, 2014

Penetranus

Penetration of the anus. Sexual penetration of the anus with the penis, finger(s), fist, foot or sex device.

Roger's girlfriend was lubed and spread on the bed when he got home. It was obvious to him that she was quite ready for a little penetranus.

by Eaton Holgoode December 4, 2015