padiddle

A game played (most commonly on college road trips) when ridding in a veichle. If one sees a car with one headlight out he/she shouts "pididdle." When this occurs the nearest person of the opposite sex, at the time, is then required to give the shouter road head before the trip is over.

Me: PADIDDLE!!!
My Girl: damnit! my jaw still hurts from that last one.
Me: Well hurry up we're almost there.

by The Dark Lord of Bass September 30, 2005

Panda

Imagine a cute little baby, a few rainbows after a nice spring shower, the feeling of turning your pillow to to 'cold side', then imagine the complete opposite. No fuck that...imagine a furious bear charging at you, pissed because you took his bamboo, now imagine him tearing your arms off and eating your face...whole. Then, after he has decapitated you, he pees on your carcass. They have also been known to defecate on your carpet.

rayette, fat, panda, bear, silly, haha, pee

by Matrix_Bunny November 4, 2008

Tuesday Panda

A very specific term for a street vendor who does not have a stand or cart, but only sells items from a box, rug, or cooler. Water bottle sellers, and most vendors on streetcorners with only a towel covered in items would qualify as Tuesday Pandas. The implication is that they have no hard property other than the items they are made to sell, no stand, cart, or table. The term comes from Beijing where Tuesday Pandas are common, originally it came from the story that when the Pandas in the zoo cannot be found (tuesdays) they have been sent out on the streets to sell things to help fix their delapidated cages.

Hey, somebody go to that tuesday panda and get some two kuai water!

by Maxzilla July 17, 2006

butters panda

Someone who is butters but also has their makeup all over their face i.e mascara after a party or eyeliner in the morning

felisha:oh my days chanel, your makeup is bare smudged!
chanel:oh my gosh girl, are you chattin shit?
felisha:nah blud, you look bare butters panda!
chanel:ah that's wack girl,i gotta get me some wipes!

by Jezzebel November 26, 2007

sad panda

an unhappy chink

During my vacation in China, I saw many sad pandas when all the rice was gone.

by biden is gay July 27, 2019

Panda Express

A chinaman with a premature ejaculation problem.

Me no likey massage Panda Express. He make big white mess on table!

by SnackTime23 December 6, 2013

Z-Panda

1. Someone who has absolutely no life.
2. SOmeone who's muscles are bigger than his brains.
3. Someone whose muscles are absolutely non-existant
4. Someone who cannot be any more gay than he is now....
5. supipoop luvs **** ...............srry that was totally irrelevent

Z-Panda's fuck friend runs away with his pubic hair

by me! April 6, 2003