Boundless optimist

Someone who wants the experiences that go with being male, but never the negative consequences that go with being male, which is why she thinks being male vomes with lots of privileges that she doesn't have. In reality females get to do lots of things males don't, and you don't see as many males whining about wanting to have the same experiences females get to have.

Hopefully the jury will give the officer that shot Daunte Wright the same negative experience that they gave a male, Derek Chauvin, since some females seem to think life would be better/easier if they were male. Hopefully they don't go as easy on her as a jury usually would a female, after all Daunte Wright would usually be the bad guy just for being a male involved in a confrontation with a female, without anybody thinking about why it might have happened, and mindlessly defending the female, as usual. The boundless optimist was the real cynic, because nobody else had to be optimistic or look forward to something that wasn't positive, they could take a spade for what it was.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021

Cautiously Optimistic

Promising but I wouldn’t bet on it.

The Cleveland Browns look good this off-season and it should be their year, but they’re the Browns so I’m cautiously optimistic.

by BigSleezy August 4, 2021

Robust Optimizer

Someone who knows the darkest nights produce the brightest stars.

Are you taking an umbrella just because there is a 10% chance of rain? You are such a robust optimizer!

by cuppoo95 September 21, 2021

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by Japoxfrd November 23, 2021

Good-option dilemma

The good-option dilemma is that typical scenario where—for example—some evil authority figure holding you hostage gives you two options: one where you suffer the most and the other where you don't suffer as long as you give them what they want. Obviously you pick the second option out of desperation, but the dilemma here is that no matter what option you choose, in the end the evil figure will still make you suffer (typically by being killed or watching your loved ones die).

I had a good-option dilemma today where my computer's SSD got corrupted and I either had two options: wipe everything and do a clean reinstall of Windows, or pay a few hundred bucks to have some specialist recover the contents. So I paid for the recovery but the people shipped back the wrong drive with somebody else's files! So in the end, I had to wipe my drive no matter which option I went for. This is the good-option dilemma in a nutshell.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 26, 2021

Rectal Optosis

It's a rare birth condition where a nerve is connected from your asshole to your eyes. Leading to a shit out look on site.

1: Why is Jeff always in a bad mood.
2: Oh Jeff, yeah he's got rectal optosis. That's why.
1: ahhh that explains everything. Is it curable.
2: only temporary with achol or drugs and nicotine just superses it a little.
1: por guy

by Con_man641 January 31, 2022

nose optional

The state of wearing one's mask improperly, so that the nose remains exposed.

Dude I swear every time I see K-money in the hallway, he's going nose optional. Does he even know how to wear his mask?

by John Juices February 13, 2022