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Delusional Office

Used to describe an area with known hazardous materials causing hallucinations of imaginary entities, often a large building of sorts. Can also be used as a casual descriptor of a liminal space.
"Damn, all these yellow walls and fluorescent lights sure make this look like a Delusional Office."
by CHASER-015 December 24, 2024
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French office meeting

Verb: The act of a lady being in the middle stall of a restroom, getting fucked in the mouth via 1 glory hole, and getting fucked in the cooch or ass via another glory hole.

If a man is in that middle position, that's called a Roman Salute.
I'm on my period, so I used the rear end for the french office meeting. Unfortunately, I also ate taco bell, so he got some poop noodle.
by Velvet Condoms January 25, 2025
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Flex Officer

A little bitch of a CO ( Correctional Officer) that is constantly found underneath the desks of his/her superiors.
The Flex Officer gets to Flex on all the other correctional officers because he/she "knows" that they are better than everyone.
The Flex Officer can get away with almost anything... depending on how long they can hold their breath underneath that desk, and depending on how much they cry
"unfair".
Being a Flex Officer you will usually only do half of the job he/she is suppose to do, and expects applause from everyone.Their superiors usually consist of a Daddy Captain, Mommy Lieutenant, or Uncle Lieutenant.
Hey CO, why are you staying late?
Flex Officer said he was not allowed to be mandated.
by BigDaddyBear53 April 10, 2025
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Flex Officer

A little bitch of a CO that is constantly found underneath the desks of his/her superiors.

The Flex Officer gets to Flex on all the other Correctional Officers because he/she "knows" that they are better than everyone.

The Flex Officer can get away with almost anything.... Depending on how long they can hold their breath underneath that desk, and depending on how much they cry "unfair"

Being a Flex Officer you will usually only have to do half of the job he/she is suppose to do, and must expect applause from everyone.

Their superiors usually consist of a Daddy Captain, Mommie Lieutenant, or Uncle Lieutenant.
Hey CO, why are you staying late?

Flex Officer said it was unfair for him to be mandated, so Daddy Captain said he is not allowed to be mandated.
by BigDaddyBear53 April 12, 2025
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Dole-Office

Home Office for unemployed people. They are constantly at home, like employees who work in home office.
Hey I go working and pay my taxes just so he / her can be supported in dole-office
by Ich bin's..... April 25, 2025
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