oh noes! anyways

used in a sarcastic way to say "oh no", usually said after a Karen threatens to stop buying from a multi billion company

"this store is trash, i will never buy from here again"
"oh noes! anyways"

by notarealperson111 December 14, 2020

Czech nose kiss

Sexual technique quite popular in Czech Republic. It is when boy shoots his load into the nose of a girl, and then breaks it.

- Sup, did you do her a czech nose kiss yesterday?

- Yeah totally. Although she wasn't into it.

by KingJirik February 24, 2021

purple headed nose flute

A slang word to describe a mans cock

By jove Derek, look at that Purple headed nose flute. You could play the 5th Symphony on that one!

by Stephen Pengilley August 31, 2008

Squidward with a runny nose

The normal act of squidwarding, but with piss on your penis.

Can i get a tissue for my squidward with a runny nose?

by Teabag man June 12, 2008

nose job

when a woman is giving a man a blow job and he is about to come. he takes his penis and puts it to her nose so he cums up her nostril
this is known as a nose job

she was complaining about me cuming in her mouth so i took it out and gave her a nose job

by scott the god that failed January 5, 2006

Powder my nose

Go to bathroom and snort drugs

Am going to go to the bathroom and powder my nose - Mia Wallace, Pulp Fiction

by V Chen November 23, 2016

fuck nose

(FUK noze) noun. 1. a real asshole, a bastard, a prick, a son of a bitch, an idiot, a fool, a schmuck, a looser, etc 2. a dimunitive used most affectionately with a twinge of the sarcastic

Terry: Sue, you are really a greedy bitch.
Sue: Why? What did I do now?
Terry: You smoked up all my shit goddamnit!
Sue: Yeah, well, I'm a fuck nose.

Sue: Hi Maryann. What's up?
Maryann: Hey fuck nose. How are ya doin?
Sue: Not bad for a fuck nose- thanks.

by Nedd Ludd October 10, 2005