m fwap

Used for dick slapping,

The sound that is made when u slap ur penis across sumone, or something, usually being ur pieces / bitches face

people now try doing this with belts usually the piece / bitch but they are just noobs

person 1: yo ma bitch woz bein like a phag so i m fwap'd her with my huge shlong
person 2: lol high 5! bet its so small she didnt notice

by err no, or yes... may b.. ok then its bob May 17, 2008

M.U.G.E.N Creators

Thieves and emotional basketcases

"I won't release my (insert character or stage that has been done 700 times and better) because someone looked at me sideways!" - Typical M.U.G.E.N Creator

by Anonymous March 11, 2003

m f

Short term writing for male or female, usually used while chatting with strangers.

Stranger: m f?
You: I dont understand why people on here ask questions like that, it's so boring. You sound like a pedophile.

You have left the conversation.

by singingunicorn July 1, 2011

M O U N K I Y S M A N K E

W H E N Y O U S M A N K E T H A T T H I C C M O U N K I Y A N D I T T U R N S I N T O U N C L E F A T

"What are you you doing this evening, Bill?"
" S M A N K E I N G M O U N K I Y P 0 0 S Y"
"Oh, you mean M O U N K I Y S M A N K E?"

by succmyroot October 30, 2017

M.A.S.K

"MAIMERS of ATTRACTIVE SLICK KIDS" 1. A member of a fairly large gang of exceptionally ugly men.

Fabio was under constant attack from members of M.A.S.K

by Nick Dominguez March 6, 2003

M.P.U

M.P.U. is an acronym for Mounted Practice Unit. This unit contains a dildo with a shoulder mount that surounds the head. The M.P.U. has a motor that moves the dildo back and forth. The point of this device is to practice oral sex with a guy.

I suck at giving head, I need to go home and practice with my M.P.U.

by A-ron123 October 31, 2006

m&m

Black outside, yellow-brown inside. Asians who act "black", not just by wearing ghetto-style clothing (which is cool), but ones who actually refer to each other as nigga and talk about beating up random people(including other asians, just because they act a nerdy)! These Asians are usually the ones who act disgraceful, not fobs,or twinkies, because they're promoting violence and hating on other asians. You never hear fobs or twinkies saying "yo dat AZN is a dizgrace to da racee" or something stupid like that. They also tend to be insecure, ethnocentric, and arrogant, and they treat their asian "hunniezz" like trophies,("hos" and "sluts" etc.) and refuse to date girls of other races. White girls are attracted to asians too, asian guys are just too ethnocentric. Their is no such thing as a pure bloodline fool! You're either A, B, O, or A/B...duh. Blood cells the same. I'm not trying to label, but these M&M's have labelled all the other asians, so screw that haha.

Black guy: Yo, that Asian guy just called me a "nigga". IS that fool stupid or what?
Asian guy: Wo hui shuo zhong wen. Dan shi wo bu xi huan ting "hip-hop". (I speak Chinese, but don't like hiphop).
M&M: Yo, stfu stupid fob. Ur a dizgracee to our racee shiet, Imma beat yo ass up. Oh shit, black dude, gotta run!
White girls: Hi, Chan.
Chan: Sorry, I only date other Chans. Not Channings. (runs)

by dimsumchefbest September 14, 2008