Someone who likes to lick hammers: i.e. dicks, i.e. anyone you particularly don't like or is a complete "tool"...can also be used in the abbreviated form "hammer" which means the same thing to those who are familiar with the term.
Michael J Hoke is a hammer-licker extraordinaire... What does he want to do, lick your hammer? What a hammer-licker... Lawrence is such a hammer...
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Everyone gets one card and counts down 3-2-1 LICK EM SPLIT!
someone holding a jack MUST yell jacks off rocks off!
lowest card wins
aces always win
if 2 people tie for first they each get 3 cards and add them all up, lowest number wins, if they have an ace, they win instantly
if 2 people tie with aces, its a 5 on 5 and its the same as above, if they each have aces again, it goes into double jeopardy tiedown, which is a 10 on 10 duel.
lick em split is best enjoyed with penises and other crude drawings on the cards.
you can make your own special set decks and shit too if you feel like it! goood for tripping on lsd
ke$ha plays lick em split as well
mexicans and coons prolly wont like this game
Everyone gets one card and counts down 3-2-1 LICK EM SPLIT!
someone holding a jack MUST yell jacks off rocks off!
lowest card wins
aces always win
if 2 people tie for first they each get 3 cards and add them all up, lowest number wins, if they have an ace, they win instantly
if 2 people tie with aces, its a 5 on 5 and its the same as above, if they each have aces again, it goes into double jeopardy tiedown, which is a 10 on 10 duel.
lick em split is best enjoyed with penises and other crude drawings on the cards.
you can make your own special set decks and shit too if you feel like it! goood for tripping on lsd
ke$ha plays lick em split as well
mexicans and coons prolly wont like this game
friend 1:"Hey guys wanna play Lick em split?!?!"
all friends: "YOU BET WE DO!! WHY DIDNT YOU ASK EARLIER?!?!"
i just so happen to have king dong, LICK EM SPLIT!!!!
all friends: "YOU BET WE DO!! WHY DIDNT YOU ASK EARLIER?!?!"
i just so happen to have king dong, LICK EM SPLIT!!!!
by tteh king of lick em split November 13, 2010
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