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hobo lunch

When someone ejaculates in a woman's asshole (or man's asshole if you're into that kind of stuff.) Then he or she farts. And most of the cum in the asshole sprays or seeps out. This process often turns the white semen a stanky brownish color; quite like a hobo.
Aw man, what stinks?

Oh, that's just some left over hobo lunch.

Ok, that's whats so stanky.
by snitches-aint-zhit January 4, 2013
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Lonesome Hobo

Depressed and/or sad worker who wanders by himself without family or friends. Love so distant and obscure. Where another man's life might begin that's exactly where his ends. Stays free from petty jealousies, lives by no man's code and holds judgement for himself.
Change your wasteful and wandering life lest you wind up a lonesome hobo. Is a humble warning for those who were well off until the economy tanked.
by Tomatis April 5, 2010
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Angry Hobo

doug: puke
dougs mom: good job
you did an angry hobo
by Zeusa_boi December 1, 2020
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hobo

To steal something from someone with unspoken consent, derived from when a hobo takes something unwanted from a dumpster
Example 1:
Worker 1: Hey! That dirty shit is rummaging in our dumpster!
Worker 2: Aw, c'mon man, he's just hoboing some food.


Example 2:
Student 1: Aw fuck! I missed three pages of notes!
Student 2: Don't worry, you can hobo them off of me.
by [The Creator] April 25, 2009
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hobo

a person who lives on the streets, looking for things to get in trouble with, such as swearing or stealing cherished items.
"I saw a hobo by our school XD"
by :D CIN! May 20, 2009
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no hobo

It is used when speaking of someone's girlfriend to signify honorable intentions.
Hey Jon, Your wife Toni looks stunning today.. No Hobo
by adobohobo66 June 10, 2011
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hobo dick cheese

When a hobo is so thirsty for sex he carves out genitals from cheese and uses it on himself
He hobo dick cheesed himself
by Purpledicklover April 13, 2017
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