Goon Stoopid

A double meaning referring to the act of "gooning" so hard that you become completely and utterly stupid, to the point that you spell the word incorrectly. Also in reference to the leading figure in the gooning community, Goon Stoopid.

Brendon: "Dude I dunno what to do. I'm bored."

Darren: "Just goon stoopid"

Brendon: "Bro! I'm GOONING myself STOOPID right now nngghhh"

Darren: "Atta boy"

by fapaddict November 26, 2023

Goon

I term used to identify weird looking African women with no social skills
Or a way to cat call humans with big assets

“Hey man look at that goon on the corner”

“She’s gotta be a goon”

by Starfishmama December 7, 2023

Glontch

The sound you make when you drink something that’s not milk

Noise: Italian man! I have a good ol’ bottle of milk for you!

Peppino: Nice-a! “GLONTCH”

THIS ISN’T MILK!

by Ms. Funny-ha-ha February 15, 2024

Goon

A person by the name of Jenny who calls other people 'goons' but in fact Is a 'goon' herself.

Do you see that girl Jenny other there, Yes she's a 'Goon'

by Choon51 February 19, 2024

Goon Poisoning

When you Goon while you have food poisoning. You Goon, Puke, and Shit all at the same time, the perfect trifecta of excrements.

I got food poisoning from red lobster so now I’m going to go goon poisoning.

by Bbl master February 23, 2024

Goonage

The inevitable result when an individual or group of individuals tackle a simple task with misguided enthusiasm colliding with stark incompetence. Often, due to their bumbling antics and sheer lack of common sense, the outcome is a cascade of errors, blunders, and lack of foresight so spectacularly absurd it defies logical explanation. The ensuing chaos of the failure almost becomes comical leaving the surrounding bystanders scratching their heads in disbelief and bewilderment.

Kian, lets go commit some goonage.

by Hdjdowodbeo March 7, 2024

Goonage

The inevitable result when an individual or group of individuals tackle a simple task with misguided enthusiasm colliding with stark incompetence. Often, due to their bumbling antics and sheer lack of common sense, the outcome is a cascade of errors, blunders, and lack of foresight so spectacularly absurd it defies logical explanation. The ensuing chaos of the failure almost becomes comical leaving the surrounding bystanders scratching their heads in disbelief and bewilderment.

Kian, lets go commit some goonage.

by Hdjdowodbeo March 8, 2024