Billy Goat

When a man is performing the sexual act of "tittyfucking" by putting his penis inbetween her breasts and then thrusting. When the man is about to ejaculate he makes sure that it he shoots his load onto the womans chin. Which will give her a white goatee like she is a billy goat

Jan loved it when i gave her the Billy Goat because she is an avid animal lover

by Cros1094 June 13, 2010

Goat nuts

What tards call each other for sport.

"He called me fucking goat nuts!"

by squirrel March 17, 2004

goat titties

A pair of elongated breast, resembling goat utters.

Look when she bends down, she got a pair of goat titties!!

by SDS drafting dept. May 11, 2010

Moat Gator

Like an alligator who wallows half in the mud, with the top half being lighter than the bottom half: A woman whos curtains don't match the carpet, one who bleaches their hair, but not their pubics

Man, that way blonde woman... she's a Moat Gator!!!

by Shakeyhands October 4, 2006

goat face

A goat face is somebody who is visually offensive

"Shut up goat face!"

by Biggarethhouse March 14, 2004

Hat Goat

A Goat that carries around an assortment of hats, attempting to distract potential Goat Peelers from their virtuous missions by offering the appeasement of a free hat in exchange for the omission of his skin, fur and gristle being forcefully removed from his haggard Goat body.

Hat Goat: "Excuse me sir...are you the uh.......Goat Peeler?"

Peeler: "Yes. I am the Peeler."

Hat Goat: "May I offer you one of my beautiful hats in exchange for my life?"

Peeler: "No. I've already got a hat. You're fucked."

by Jeffy the Retarded Beaver August 19, 2007

Iced Goat

when you give someone the goat, rub the lip of a smirnoff ice on your ballsac, and make them drink it while down on one knee

"big papi's coming." "dude, get the smirnoff ready so i can give him the iced goat!

by FT5-0 November 16, 2010