Fasterbate

When you wanna masturbate but you're in a rush, so you have to masturbate really fast so you can achieve orgasm quickly.

Lewis: shit I wanna masturbate but my parents are home in two minutes

John: Better fasterbate then

by Lucosa April 12, 2017

Fastesest

Faster than faster

I am the most fastesest than you

by Boo I’m a ghost September 22, 2018

FastLyfeClub

FastLyfeClub (FLC) is a company far beyond any other, the founders created numerous other companies and own some of the largest and most prestigious brands around the world. No other company has any chance of catching up to them. Honestly, it may be a better use of everyone's time if people just bowed down now instead of waiting for more proof of superiority.

Try to be more like FastLyfeClub, they're omnipotent

by wherespak April 5, 2019

Fastard

A private citizen or government official who, despite the dire consequences their actions create, does whatever they feel like doing for the momentary pleasure they will receive or favor they will gain. Pathological.

That bunch of fastards went to the beach even though their families were huddled in their homes during the pandemic.

Congress is a bunch of fastards. They keep a president that clearly doesn't belong there.

by mrb2563 March 23, 2020

fastarlini

The term “fastarlini” is a word created by Expressions Oozing. It was originally called “fastard” which was a nice way of the saying the swear word “bas*ar*”. However as Expressions was so angry the word “fastard” was not adequate enough so he decided to add the word “lini” to make it sound more aggressive.

Sol Campbell you fastarlini

by Djhgjf May 17, 2020

Fastread

When you see a sign, advertising, etc. and read it very quickly, the words you thought you read are not the actual words.

Example: *seeing a sign about Miller Beer*

Me: did that sign read enjoy the taste of killer deer? Oh dang, Miller Beer. Sorry, I fastread that.

by bop517 May 29, 2020

fastest alt taber in the west

you when your watching hentai and your perents walk into the room so ya know you hit that alt tab like the fastist alt taber in the west

me: im the fastest alt taber in the west,
friend: whys that?
me: my mum walked into the room

by notsouratall June 1, 2020