Fastread

When you see a sign, advertising, etc. and read it very quickly, the words you thought you read are not the actual words.

Example: *seeing a sign about Miller Beer*

Me: did that sign read enjoy the taste of killer deer? Oh dang, Miller Beer. Sorry, I fastread that.

by bop517 May 29, 2020

Fastdreadlord

A very bad person, often used to describe moderators who aren't good at their job.

I can't be the worst mod, Fastdreadlord exists!

by tTurkish May 5, 2021

fast read

A person whose true motives and agenda are quickly recognized.

Dispite her efforts to appear victimized, everyone knew she was just jealous. She was a fast read.

by jakaha January 2, 2009