Eric Lopes 

Usually has a square head and thinks he’s hard. A total catch if all you want is an STD (especially if you’ve been with Alice). Wants to be the best but is a fuck up in his mums eyes

Girl: “see that square headed fuck over there, that’s an Eric Lopes”

Eric Lopes by Luke Hammond January 12, 2019

eric baehr 

A middle age over weight low level restaurant employee with liberal views because he’s never had money to consider a conservative viewpoint.

No human wants to end up an Eric Baehr, on the bottom of bottoms in life!

eric baehr by Truthfullysmart1020 March 16, 2019

Eric Birchall

A great friend

"Hey Eric Birchall, do the roar."
Eric: "ROOOAAARRR"

Eric Birchall by Bingoting April 10, 2019

eric kuhen 

tots asshole, never shuts up, super sassy, can seem intimidating but is a total sweetheart, is loyal, brutally honest and will do anything for you. Also, he has a great taste in music.

Kayley: “God he totally is an Eric Kuhen but we love him”

eric kuhen by your home i June 27, 2019

Eric Polhemus

A little midget turd who goes by toods. His penis is quite small and known and battery cock. If you see this nigga, run😂.

Have you seem that nigga eric polhemus. Yea, hes got a battery cawk.

Eric Polhemus by fusjsjdj July 17, 2019

eric holt 

(Methius Pedophilius) - A person who sits outside of homes making noises and watching someone they had just sold methamphetamine to hours before. This person hacks wifi and watches people watch porn because they have nothing better to do. Feels like trailer trash on the inside because he is secretly a queer from a small town where it is a social rejection. Drinks Natural light and finds new ways of creeping outside of windows and garages by interent pedophile chat rooms. Only has friends because he sells meth.

Goddamit Michael get away from the fuckin window, you look like a real Eric Holt over there lookin through the neighbors window. its time for you to get a cracker and a nap. and bring me my fuckin walker you dumb son of a bitch.

eric holt by Goodlucktoall September 8, 2019

Eric the OG 

The most legendary water polo player. He has eyes that when people look in them they get lost in them. He is very tall and intimidating but once you get to know him he is the nicest and sweetest guy ever.

Boy: Eric the OG Is such a good water polo player
Girl: Eric is the cutest guy ever I wish I was dating him.

Eric the OG by Karo and Eric December 6, 2019