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douche in sheep's clothing

a cleverly deceiving type of douchebag that by all outward appearances seems normal, but do not be fooled this type of douchebag has had years to mask his douchiness. When this type of douchebag encounters other douchebags they tend to display douchey behavior.
I never in suspected that Chad was a douche in sheep's clothing, but look at him over there with those douchebags talking about the lastest Ed Hardy shirts and new pokemon games.
by pendergastastic September 8, 2010
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Douche It

"Hey Friend, do you plan to douche it in St. Louis this weekend?"
by FriendliestFriend September 3, 2013
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gucci douchebag

1) Beautiful, attractive, sexy man who's a total douche.
Hey girl hey why don't you call Malcolm and invite him to the party?

Bitch please, that gucci douchebag would be flirting with other girls the whole night.

What a shame - he looks like a walking ad for Express.
by G2C^2 October 11, 2009
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La Douche

1) An eloquent way of calling a guy a dick head
2) A lying, cheating bastard, usually hailing from New Jersey
3) A guy who drives around in a car mommy and daddy bought, with a "Bella" license plate
I still can't believe the shit he pulled, he's a La Douche...

He is beyond Dick Rude, he's what we call a La Douche...
by Turnhead May 27, 2010
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Mafia Douchebag

Fat, balding men with little to no neck, a shaved ape like appearance and minimal intelligence level currently infesting most of Eastern Europe.
Look at that mafia douchebag over there in his 1987 Mercedes that he got by stealing money from the Bulgarian government - that guy should totally be killed immediately.
by BorisSDT June 23, 2011
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Douche Nozzle

A douche nozzle is one step worse than a douche bag.
That guy is wearing playboy cuff links.. what a fucking {douche nozzle}.
by OU-Wilf January 27, 2009
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Douche Master 3000

A feminine cleaning device similar to a standard pressure washer. Includes a resevoir for douche spray and water as well has a easy-grip handle with rotating head. Sprayer general exceeds 1500psi for maximum effectiveness and comes with 4hp B&S motor with patented one-pull easy start. Guaranteed to rid your private area of all growths and foul odor.
Russ: Hey Paul! You take a whiff of mary? She smells like a Cape Cod fishing boat. I was wondering where all the sailors where?

Paul: Maybe we should go in together and buy her the new Douche Master 3000 with 1500psi and rotating head!

Russ: Good idea! That should clear the area of all offensive things and we can dive right back in!
by BB MAK March 16, 2006
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