Dick Swagger

A dick that has overall BAMFness, coolness, and the ability to give fangirls and fanboys boners that go to the rings of Saturn.

See that guy in the red leather pants over there? He has major dick swagger goin on.

by Ari Wolfe May 6, 2011

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Nic-dick

a vape, e-cigarette or other device for the intake of nicotine vapor.

"Joe doesn't smoke anymore, instead he's been sucking on the nic-dick."

by KMc12 September 26, 2015

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Dick Jousting

When two guys get raging boners and run into each other at full speed until one man gives up.

1) Hey sweet boner. Wanna dick joust?
2) Flip a coin? Fuck that I'll dick joust you for it
3) Rock Paper Scissors is for pussies. Dick jousting solves all problems

by Goochtastic September 4, 2013

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Dick helicoptering - The act of swinging one's phallus in a circular motion with such velocity than positive lift is achieved. Generally used in the context of literal or metaphorical phallus size comparisons, as the ease at which lift is achieved is directly proportional to the size and/or aerodynamic suitability of said member.

Josh was such a douche, he is always dick helicoptering about how great he did.

by Ribeye_Steak May 24, 2012

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Dick print

when a guy is wearing really tight trousers, and you see the outline of their dick poking through the crotch area. usually the men dont know its happening. but us women do! ;)

oh my, did you see his dick print today? hes packing some serious stuff!

by mynameiselly August 8, 2009

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Mountain Dick

The most masculine type of crotch that exists.

The penis is:
-Long, but not too long.
-Girthy
-Straight
-Veiny, but not too veiny.

The balls are:
-Big
-Hairy
-Heavy

The pubes are:
-Abundant
-Wild
-Intense

"I wonder if girls like mountain dick..."

"What the hell is mountain dick?"

"Oh. Just imagine what a lumberjack's crotch looks like."

"HAHA. That's EXACTLY what I was thinking it was gonna be..."

by Chase Cheffe August 4, 2009

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