wouldn't fuck her with your dick

a girl so ugly or skanky that you wouldn't fuck her with someone else's dick let alone your meat.

Look at that crack-whore. I wouldn't fuck her with your dick!

by MnB75 March 5, 2005

Smoking Dick

To tell someone what they did or said is crazy or stupid

Boy1:Damn bro that ugly girl can get the D
Boy2:Bro your smoking Dick if you think that ugly girl can get it

by TajhyPippen13 September 24, 2016

vacation dick

As opposed to boyfriend dick.
A penis that is so big, it proves unrealistic for long term use.
Better used every now and again, like a vacation.

"Are you going to see him again?"
"Not for a few months, he's got that vacation dick. As much as a constant vacation sounds good, my body can't handle it 24/7.

by jb181382 June 17, 2016

Shrimp Dick

Someone who has a very small penis.

Wow, have you heard about that kid chanse, I heard he has a shrimp dick

by KillerOfUrMind October 4, 2017

yo dick

Means Your penis

Do that again and I kick you in yo dick

by Pizzlej July 20, 2021

dick dale

The king of surf rock. Known foor his surf-type music, learned the style from his Lebanese ancestory. He's way under rated as a guitarist, as he is one of the greatest and most influential guitarists of all time.

Inspiring people like East Bay Ray, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Agent Orange and tons of others.

Dick Dale does the theme for Pulp Fiction

by andrezb123 May 13, 2006

Dick'Quil

That deep stroking, sheet gripping, back scratching, multible cuming, sweat dripping, lip biting, "FUCK" yelling, bomb sex that will leave her passed out.

Boy: what's wrong

Girl: I've had a long day
Boy: go to sleep

Girl:I can't

Boy: oh don't worry I got some this "dick'quil" that will put that ass right to sleep

by Ole_fdb January 28, 2015