triscut cracker

When you crumble triscut crackers and shove them up your ass, then fart strongly so the triscuts blow out onto your partners back, then you snort the crumbs.

Yo, u got a second to give me a triscut cracker homie?

by Dr Shocker July 17, 2014

banana crackers

One who has lost their temper and starts to throw objects out of frustration

That man went banana crackers because he lost electricity and couldn't watch the football game

by gypsygirlyah December 31, 2017

Cracker Porn

"Reality TV" for rednecks, such as "Duck Dynasty" or "Honey Boo Boo".

You don't have to be a redneck to enjoy cracker porn, but it helps! I don't watch that s*$t personally, but I am looking forward to the inevitable real-porn parody "Dick Dynasty". Or maybe just "F&#k Dynasty". I'm not sure which way they'll go. Maybe they'll do both!

by Poppa Capp December 31, 2013

Cracker Smacker

It’s when someone hits a cracker, or a white person

Alex is a cracker smacker.

by Charlie Easy January 31, 2022

Graham cracker

When a white and black person fall in love they’ll make a graham cracker kid

I’mma graham cracker

by Lilnuggetky September 27, 2019

The Cracker Barrel

Giving/recieving a blowjob at a Cracker Barrel parking lot.

Michael : Hey, what did you and your girlfriend do during your anniversary?

Aiden: My girl gave me the Cracker Barrel

Michael: That's it?

Aiden: Nah we also did the Batman

by Minekwaft December 5, 2019

vampire cracker

A picked off scab

Dave loves to pick off his scabs and offer them to other people as vampire crackers.

by SnowBunnyAK47 November 7, 2015