comma brows

when eyebrows are so over-plucked with tweezers so they're shaped and look like commas

*looking at photos from middle school*
Oh shit my comma brows looked so bad

by whatebitch May 11, 2016

commando banana

when a curved erection peeks out of his speedos

he's sporting quite the commando banana in those swim trunks.

by bob spawn July 7, 2016

commandoholic

Someone who becomes addicted to not wearing underwear

Wow, Katie hasn't worn underwear in a week, shes become a commandoholic!

by laugh...out...loud February 1, 2017

Commander in chief

A female who has slept with a member of each branch of the military.

The new girl is trying to become the new commander in chief. She already jumped from the air force to the army guys.

by Angry persona March 2, 2017

CommanderPen

say something and i will write it!

whatever just use the CommanderPen!

by PandaPurple1212 December 10, 2016

Commando Dick

When your dick gets tactical nearby pussies, A very common thing, Similar to other dick tactics but silent

Bob: Sam, I went commando dick on this lady
Sam: Oh damn, I think she didn't know where it came from

by Sanitito January 1, 2017

Comma check

A paycheck with a comma, meaning more than $1,000.

I got my first comma check today, let's hit the club

by Stretch716 January 6, 2017