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Girl: Is that a weed

Guy: No this is a crayon

Girl: I'm calling the police

Microwave: 911 what's your emergency

Guy: *visible confusion*
Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the police
by Old Chicken Nugets May 22, 2019
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colin powell

A powerful man who loves pie?
by johntheripper December 4, 2004
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jacob collier

One of the, if not the best musicians in the world. With microtonal harmonies and fascinating rhythms, he produces "musician's music"
Jesse: Have you heard jacob collier's new song?
Daniel: Yes, it was amazing. It really filled the love in my heart, it was all I needed for the day. I listened to it in my room all night long, and it made me cry. I could feel it in my bones. Thanks for asking, djesse.
Jesse: You misspelled my name.
Daniel: But we're talking.
Jesse: We aren't real. We are but text being written or having been wrote by a simple fan of jacob collier, the king of music, like Julia Ceasar, Daniel.
Daniel: It's Julius.
Jesse: But I've known you for so long, how could I have not known this whole time, your name was julius.
Daniel: Not my na- this is too long of an example, our creator should probably shut up and go to bed.
Jesse: Not before listening to Snarky Puppy: We Like It Here
by Stylus Sticc June 6, 2020
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collins key

definition- a massive crackhead who is yelling in every video and with his brother is in hell. watching these videos will cause your ear drums to explode and will ask for likes and subcribers. has alot of shitty thumbnails. uses the out of date yeet, and also rakes in money like an americano

he is also a capitallist and stalin is trying to find his location
collins key is a bad fucker, change my mind 9 yrs
by sekrit dokument March 25, 2019
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Collide

Leona Lewis' new single, due out early August
Can't wait to hear Leona Lewis' new single Collide
by heyhilol July 12, 2011
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colin rhodes

he is a spastic colon, and a douchebag. lolz
by 1337-haxor March 27, 2004
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Loyalist Colliegate and Vocational Institute

A school in Kingston, Ontario, that has its good parts and its bad parts. LCVI has groups, and may have it's problems, but they are okay most of the time. Has a long standing grudge against KCVI and the other Schools. Has lots of nice people. Is commonly known as the 'Gay' school in Kingston. Only school were if you want to go sit with other people of different group, you can wander around and go chill out with other groups.
Guy from LC: I usually sit with my sports buddies, but sometimes I go chill with the Drama kids.

Other guy: Dude, Your not supposed to chill with other cliques. Status quo dude.

Guy from LC: Dude, I go to Loyalist Colliegate and Vocational Institute. It's all chill there.
by NepetaLCGirl April 8, 2011
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