Captown

the a.k.a name for Columbia, SC, shorten version of their slogan "The Capital City"

I stay repp'n dat 803...U mean Captown?...Yup, Yup, Yup

by Kata$trophe of S.I.K December 9, 2008

captain crash

To 'go down with the ship' when crashing a bicycle, skateboard, tricycle, etc.

My little boy captain crashed his trike but did all he could to land the jump.

by Mark Shackelford June 11, 2007

captcha vision

When a person's eyesight, or perception of what they see, is so totally distorted (like the captcha codes you must enter on certain websites), they have "captcha vision."

A: Dude, what a dog you were making out with last night!
B: Oh was she? I had way too much to drink.
A: No. I mean it was a dog. It think it was a spaniel.
B: Shit! My worst case of captcha vision ever!

by shopping_w/Satan July 8, 2009

Captain Badass McAwesomesauce

someone completely enthralled with themselves, good with kids (like really good), and over-uses the wink/gunshot gesture way too much. Speaks like a pirate and shoots out Awesomesauce when happy.

God, Tom exudes what it takes to be a Captain Badass McAwesomesauce.

by Erin Molloy April 8, 2011

captain obvious

that fucktard who's always lurking arround waiting for the chance to explain anything about a situation known to everyone.

common state ments made by captain obvious are things such as 'wow guys look its raining'. Yes captain obvious is that guy who leaves everyone thingking 'you dense mother fucker'

captain obvious: hey we have schoool on moday

person: thanks for that captain obvious

captain obvious: thats ok

person: you dense mother fucker

by cottnsoft April 10, 2013

captain tatty bo jangles

My scrotum

That's a nice Captain tatty bo jangles you got there.

by Captain tatty bo jangles April 3, 2014

caption says it all

When you describe a post and the caption says everything about the photo.

Cuke Lage: look at Liams new post it says caption says it all.
Lewis: looks like hes just back from rugby training then!

by TheMelonnn December 7, 2016