molotav crap bomb

put crap in a paper bag and, light it up, and throw it at cars.

by crapper January 16, 2003

Holy Crap O Rama

An expression of extreme surprise or shock. A cavalcade of excitement..

Holy Crap O Rama, that twister is headed right in our direction.

by MDiver July 4, 2012

when somebody tells you something you (don't) want to hear

Guy 1: Everybody knows you suck at fighting back
Guy 2: Don't Give Me Crap you duckfuck

by your best idiot April 5, 2010

act of shitting your pants so bad that it goes everywhere and gets on everything

1) oh shit guys, i just went crap-nasty all over myself

by Big Al May 13, 2005

Jam a bastard in it you crap! is something Mom from futurama said before slapping her son.

Mom: Jam a bastard in it you crap!
Son: Ow!

by DJ BioDiesel May 25, 2009

looking for something/someone inside one's messy purse/bag/handheld carrying device.

girl 1: Have you found your cell phone yet?
girl 2: Hold on, I'm working on it. I'm crap digging in the shit-bin.

by moog and a loach November 14, 2010

Cheap Chinese Made Crap means we love China so much, we not only gave them our jobs, but they make things not built to last.

Hey, why did you buy those pants from Walmart? You know that's just Cheap Chinese Made Crap

by Binfordman-1 March 29, 2013