Cooked

To describe yourself or someone that’s in a bad situation

“Bro I got a D on this test and my mom said if I fail, she’ll take away my phone for 2 months”
“You’re cooked, bro”

by anonymous May 4, 2024

Patient Cook

Patient cook, unlike actual cook, is not cooking. There, the word cook itself is homonym to cuck, as in cuckold. So patient cook is a guy who is very endured being obviously humiliated by a girl and/or her boyfriend.

Sam: I have driven 250 miles to see her only to find out she had a boyfriend who were with us the whole time.

You: Whoa, what a Patient Cook you are.

by MikeToreno May 18, 2024

Cooked salami

When you’re finished, tired or about to die in real life or a video game.

I finished all of my tasks at work. I’m cooked salami.

Hurry up and revive me before I’m cooked salami.

by BaconMacon April 8, 2024

Cook

To perform an action vigorously well to the point of excelling.

RJ: "Hear me out..."
Deshaun: "Na you wild for that bro."
Tre: "Na hold up let him cook."

by futurevip07 June 3, 2024

I’m cooked

Bayron Alexander Abzun Urrutia

I’m cooked bro

by Narno Martinez April 28, 2024

that’s cook!

when something seems like bullshit

“yo Ms.Cook totally gave me an F for that paper!”
“what?? that’s cook!”

by myriadofhair November 21, 2017

Allie cook

Allie cook is beautiful. Allie is nice. Allie has more friends then me. Allie is a caring person. Allie is very smart. I love Allie with all my heart ❤️❤️❤️.

Allie cook❤️

by And1thanku June 15, 2019